Hey bus driver keep the change, bless your children, give them names,

don't trust men who walk with canes

drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet

Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine, advertiser on a downtown train

Christmas crier bustin' cane, he's in love again.



Where dock worker's dreams mix with panther's schemes to someday own the rodeo

Tainted women in Vistavision perform for out-of-state kids at the late show.



Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps, interstellar mongrel nymphs

Rex said that lady left him limp. Love's like that (sure it is).

Queen of diamonds, ace of spades, newly discovered lovers of the everglades

They take out a full page ad in the trades to announce their arrival

And Mary Lou she found out how to cope, she rides to heaven on a gyroscope

The Daily News asks her for the dope

She says "Man, the dope's that there's still hope".



Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose